DANGER JR.

Cast: Charlie Allen, Heather Magan, Jones Kolbinsky, Patsy Long

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Haters, losers, and posers beware. Ceaseless is our devotion. Boundless is our rage. Hated and feared yet envied and copied by zombie liberal sheep and evil conservative bootlickers alike, Danger Junior is one of the most powerful creative forces on the earth. However, instead of using our powers to chase clout or try and get casted in locally syndicated commercials, Danger Junior is a sleeping giant of comedy and musical genius. When the new world finally awakens, Danger Junior's moment will come. Our destiny has already been written in the cosmos. All we do now is wait patiently. You are either on our side, or you're in our way... and we're gonna win.